catch me in the street using my froglike tongue to grab people’s airpods and eating them for the nutrient
(via odin-n-out)
i’m very tired, you guys realize poor people are allowed to spend money on items that aren’t just needed for survival, right? you guys know poor people can save 10 dollars every paycheck or something so they can buy a video game or a tattoo or go to a fancy restaurant, right? you realize poor people don’t have to act like 16th century peasants in order to be considered poor and need money? like you do know poor people are allowed to fucking enjoy things, don’t you?
(via velveteenvampire)
Life doesn’t end at 23. 30 isn’t old. Fetishising youth as the ultimate desirable characteristic in a person is actively harmful to both young and old people. Some of us lost our teenage years to abuse and recovery, and can only begin living when we’re at a different life stage. Literally knock it off, the lot of you.
(via nikocat)
YOU EVER FUCK SOMEONE THEN YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW HOT THEY LOOKED DURING
FUCK ME UP
(via gays-n-nature)